i hate being ill, but that seems such a redundant thing to say because i’m not sure that there’s anyone who enjoys it. i guess that there’s stuff like munchausen’s syndrome where people enjoy pretending to be ill but that’s not quite the same. i’d enjoy pretending to be ill if it meant a few days off work without the annoying side effect of needing to rest and stay in bed and laze about and feel uselessly unproductive.

now i’ll probably try and do a thousand things at once when i’m not up to it and make myself ill again…