• every sock you’ve lost
• every pen you’ve mislaid

[no it doesn’t go to the tune of every breath you take though if i’d thought of the idea earlier it might have made it more amusing]

• every tupperware box you’ve lost the lid to
• every tupperware lid you’ve lost the box to
• every important piece of paper you’ve written a seemingly useless string of digits on
• every useless piece of paper you’ve written an important looking note on
• every warranty card you’ve never returned
• every type of cable you’ve ever wanted

they’re all at my house right now, come and get them. and if you could bring my pliers back from whichever parallel universe they’re in (probably reincarnated as plastic boxes at a guess) then i’d appreciate it too.