my dad has this theory that years get shorter as you get older. this is based on the fact that at 30 years old a year is 3.33% of your lifetime whereas when you were 5 a year was 20% of your lifetime and thus seemed much longer to you. this theory is making more and more sense as i get older. where the hell did 2001 go to? it’ll be 2003 in not much more than the blinking of an eye.