booksrambling on fruit-eating space monkey 24 March 2003 kirsty is a Fruit-Eating Space Monkey …with a Battle Rating of 7.1 To see if your **Food-Eating Battle Monkey** can defeat kirsty's, just enter your name: [found via as above where kevan’s brain-eating spider monkey beats me and also has a link to this which might explain what on earth it’s about, or then again, might not.]