the state of the net as analysed by the google smackdown:

• well (90,600,000)
  • happy (16,800,000)
    • poor (12,600,000)
      • rich (11,400,000)
        • ill (6,500,000)
          • sad (4,520,000)
            • tired (4,220,000)
              • awake (1,450,000)
              we’re weller than we are ill, and much happier than we are sad; we’re a little poorer than we are rich but a lot more tired than awake.