no risk bet

7 August 2002

dear thieves.

please can you steal my debit card and use it to make online bets. if i lose i’ll get my cash back because you’re very naughty for stealing my card. if i win i’ll get to keep the cash. i’d be a happy victim, just like jacqueline boanson is.

thanks. kirsty.

ps. you might end up on probation though. never mind.