my wheelie bin keeps ...

14 August 2001

my wheelie bin keeps vanishing and then reappearing (minus it’s contents, who is doing what with my rubbish concerns me a little). i hope no one is racing it around new zealand.

tying wheelie bins to the back of cars doesn’t seem any fun to me. a much more exciting sport would be ikea trolley racing. run, jump on the back, try to get to aisle 15 without taking out too many small children. lean to the side and you can almost steer. gasp at how little control you have.

sgt greathead says his worst fear is that if the offenders are not caught, or do not stop what they are doing, they will go on to have rides in the bins.
give them ideas why don’t you…