one of the most annoying things about being female is that you can’t go off into a sulky and irritable grump without someone accusing you of having pms which just serves to annoy you further because you want to be irritable and moody with people because they are annoying not just because your hormones are having a hokey kokey party. it either takes all the wind out of your sails or drives you further into moodiness. i’m glad to say they’ve now recognised ims: irritable male syndrome. cue the usual joke about women only being grumpy once a month but men being stuck with it.